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THE RAVIN' by E.A. PewOnce upon a mattress lumpy, while I struggled, tired and grumpy,  Over many a variety of tears and snags and rusty springs galore ,  While I farted, into my stockings, suddenly there came a knocking,  As if someone was unlocking, with a little sideways rocking, my private bathroom door.  " 'Tis the plumber," I murmured, "rapping at my crapper door;  Only this, and nuttin' more."   
Ah, the stink I do remember, like when it was they did dismember,  Jimmy Hoffa, a union member, and flushed him down my bathroom sewer  Eagerly I washed my hands up; the place looked like 't’was drenched in catsup & THE RAVIN' by E.A. Pew
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TALES OF A NORWEGIAN WOODY    Gather 'round this Norwegian campfire, as I tell you the saga of Thor Thumb, the first Viking Carpenter and Interior Decorator. Thor was a strapping young lad weighing in at over 20 stone before he was 12 years old. (Then we told him to put the stones down before the next physical and take off all of those silly straps when he tipped the scales at just under 130 lbs.)  
    Thor had a fascination with all things wood. He loved wood. And he loved HIS wood, if’n’ you get my drift(wood). I man he really loved it. He fell in love with a sapling and lost his virginity to a knothole when he TALES OF A NORWEGIAN WOODY
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THE PRETZEL HOLD
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The Frank of Cursenstein   On a stormy night in the hill top abode of Nathan Cursenstein, scandalized Food Network denison and son of defrocked plastic surgeon Dr. Barry N. Von Cursenstein, strange lights were flickering in the windows. A world renowned show off, he loved upsetting the applecart and rebelling against society. He was a scandal looking for a place to happen.   
   It was the night before the independence day celebrations for the little cookie-cutter nation of StencilVania. (Starting at 4:00 am and lasting till 4:00 pm on the fourth day of the fourth week of the fourth month of every fourth year.) Now, every vill The Frank of Cursenstein
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FUCKLEBERRY HINN

Tue Dec 23, 2008, 6:32 PM
  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: Flatus
  • Reading: The Beijing Phonebook Upside-Down
  • Watching: Who Want's To Be A Hundred-aire
  • Playing: Pin The Tail On The Fuzz Wart
  • Eating: Immitation Spam
  • Drinking: A prune smoothie
Its been a long time, me hearties! To those of you who missed me,the feeling is Mooo-Chew-Ill. Fo those of you who didn't give a damn, sokay too. I will attempt to create more fuel for the churnace that is the section of our selves that needs tickling. Without laughter there is no life.

Unlikely alternatives to great literary accomplishments:

Romeo and Shithead

My Fair Numbnuts

Annie Get Your Condom

20,000 Leaks Under the Pee

The Agony and the Enema

Robin Hard

Around the World With 80 Gays

Custer's last Stench

Flash Hardon

The Count of Melted Crisco

Gonnarhea With The Wind

A Tale of Two Titties

The Green Phlegm

The Humpback of Notre Dame

The Wizard of Feces

MUSICAL WORKS

The Battle Hernia of the Republic

I'm Dreaming of A White Callgirl

Jingle Balls

The Star spangled Cyst

Yank My Doodle, Its A Dandy!

When The Saints Get Diarrhea

Take Me Out to the Autopsy

That Old Black Menstruation

You Light Up My Bowels

When Irish Eyes Are Bloodshot

This Gland is My Gland, That Gland is Your Gland

When Johnny Gets Clogged and Overflows, Eewwah, Eewwaah!

MOVIES:

Saturday Night Fester

My Cousin Shit-for-Brains

The Longest Turd

Shaving Ryan's Privates

The Return of the Man who Never Left

Snow White and the Seven Warts

Wellll, that's it for now. I hope you all have a Wonderful and Joyous Holiday Season. Merry, Happy, and Healthy to all!
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  • Current Residence: Boca Raton, Florida, USA, On a visit from Niburu
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Sack-o-Potatos minus the spuds
  • Print preference: Right Forepaw
  • Interests: Frottage, Massage, Art, Music, Cooking, Fine Whine, Yodelling,Parchesi,Movies,Spontaneous Combustion
  • Favourite movie: "The Producers" w/Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder
  • Favourite band or musician: Beatles, Procol Harum, Mamas And Papas, Buddy Rich, John Phillip Souza, Beethoven
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic, Dixieland Jazz, Rock, Bluegrass, Folk,
  • Favourite artist: Van Gogh, Pollock, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Jack Davis, Harvey Kurtzman,
  • Favourite poet or writer: Jack Kerouac, Robert W. Service, Updike
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams, Mathew Brady
  • Favourite style of art: Middle FingerPaint
  • Operating System: Mac OSX, 10.4.8
  • MP3 player of choice: Eye Pawed N-N-N-N-NNANO
  • Shell of choice: 16 inch, .50 Calibre, Armor Piercing ,Iowa Class
  • Wallpaper of choice: Lots of soft Padding
  • Skin of choice: Slightly Freckled
  • Favourite game: Hide and Go F--- Yourself
  • Favourite gaming platform: Her
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sponge Bob
  • Personal Quote: Intelligence tests are biased towards those who can read
  • Tools of the Trade: My Brane, My Hands, My Uvula

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*whitebuffalo57:iconwhitebuffalo57: Feb 26, 2009, 7:13:08 AM
hey Michael are still among us you whacky guy you!!!!????

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'Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain.'
~fr3nzyv0gu3:iconfr3nzyv0gu3: Dec 26, 2008, 6:24:06 PM
Thanks for the fave :hug:
=Ellygator:iconEllygator: Dec 26, 2008, 8:25:37 AM
Thanks very much for faving "Enter the Dragon 8"!

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"You must do everything yourself." (First rule of Alchemy)
*LITTLESHAVER:iconLITTLESHAVER: Dec 26, 2008, 3:30:13 PM
It must sound old, but I'd fave all that you do. When I don't its just for the sake of brevity and moving my life along. But you get the BIG CATEGORICAL, ALL ENCOMPASSING, BLANKET FAVE from me!

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The man who has everything... should be quarantined!
I'd give a thousand dollars to be a millionaire!
=Ellygator:iconEllygator: Dec 27, 2008, 6:38:54 AM
LOL! I really do appreciate that. Thank you!

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"You must do everything yourself." (First rule of Alchemy)
*fantomdragon:iconfantomdragon: Dec 24, 2008, 7:33:07 PM
Thanks for the fav!

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:D WILL DRAW FOR FOOD :D
*LITTLESHAVER:iconLITTLESHAVER: Dec 24, 2008, 10:46:40 PM
You are so welcome, MGOF!

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The man who has everything... should be quarantined!
I'd give a thousand dollars to be a millionaire!
*fantomdragon:iconfantomdragon: Dec 25, 2008, 8:04:29 AM
:aww: :)

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:D WILL DRAW FOR FOOD :D
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